Monarchs Glen

ok, evening begins, birthday celebration for ex who i haven't seen in person since she dumped my ass at the beginning of summer. give her the present of a dr who coffee mug and a hand painted wood elf lord model with more than 24 hrs painting time to, make it look absolutely fabulous. awkwardness fa...

MoP wrote:Where are the C&C cutscenes with real actors?

i thought they still do them, the last C&C had a bunch of battlestar galactica cast members and George Takei if i remember rightly.

Gili wrote:Thinking of probably 99.9% of the games I've played i think they get some random bod to write plot....or dialogue. Especially dialogue in fact.

true, some games have the worst dialogue in the world. even the best voice actors couldn't save it

maybe you could have a cow where each teet produces something different from the udder.

don't forget to mix a bit of pig in there too, if we're gonna have a cow that produces that much it might as well produce bacon.

previously ligers have popped up in mixed large cat enclosures when the animals have of their own choice decided to have sex on their own, obviously until they started popping up people didn't even think that would happen. the illegal part is intentionally breeding them. they're naturally infertile ...

Nagash wrote:Think outside the box, eh?

damn right, the riddles give instructions and clues, but they never explain who's giving these clues or how honest they are. gotta check your sources for authenticity and honesty.

Nope, wrong answer. That's the traditional answer. The correct answer is that you just have to wing it, the sign with the instructions is a lie. You don't know what's behind either door and both guards are free to lie or be honest as they choose. And the moral of the story is don't believe everythin...

Ask one what the oter would say and do the opposite. If you ask the liar, he will lie about what the truth telling one will say and send you to your death. Aks the truthful on e and he will say that the liar will send you to the death door. In either case doing the opposite will lead you to the rig...

You are standing in the middle of a circle room with two doors leading out of the room. There is a guard in front of each door. A sign tells you one guard always tells the truth and the other guard always lies and that one door leads to wealth and riches while the other door leads to your death. It ...

How is a wedding ring heavier than the earth? The weight of responsibility. An it's not foul, it's a riddle. why should that be heavier than the earth? besides, that's not the ring, that's marriage itself. the ring isn't necessary to get married, its just a bauble. If the ring isn't there then ther...

Having made several rings myself I can assure you they do have beginnings and ends, sometimes they're just harder to see.

Me too, the one place I have NOT found is a good chinese place. And I don't mean PF Chang "good" either. I like those little mom and pop places where everything is fresh and good. All there is near me is an all you can eat place. It is ok, but just ok. Sort of the limbo of chinese food. It isn't go...

How is a wedding ring heavier than the earth?

Damnit! Now I'm in the mood for sushi I can't afford.

I sadly live on the 21st floor of an old flat block in them middle of Birmingham, but also have a fantastic sushi place within 5 minutes walk. If only I could afford to eat there more often. :( However on the plus side my local rock club is on on the street behind my flat, so minimum drunken stagger...

You know Kaz, that is one thing I really like about your neck of the woods. All of your towns sound so damned cool. Except Woking. Seriously what the hell?? We don't talk about Woking...... We also try to pretend Milton Keynes never happened. And Syl, that looks a friggin awesome back garden/back o...

if i win the lottery at the weekend i'll take a flight out and get wasted.

Once upon a time I was married. He walked into the house one day and asked "What are you making for dinner, bitch?" I flipped him off. He said, "Chicken's fine". One of the best sarcastic exchanges we ever had and I still laugh about it today in an oddly fond sort of way. reminds me when i lived wi...

Actually fire kills it, it sucks the oxygen out of the wood which is how it 'breathes'. At least I think thats what I remember from that class that taught us about arson. you had a class that taught you arson? lucky! we just had to pick it up as went :P i dunno how well the word smoulders fits in t...