Monarchs Glen

I'd say they were dirty hos...but that would be redundant!

A small tear runs down the Dark One's cheek as he kneels to his new Imperial overlords. Deep down, all of the dark lords had known their days were numbered. It hadn't been like things used to be--when evil had vast armies of henchman and slaves at their command. Oh, where had the evil ole' days gone...

What kind of good and honorable empire would desire war? Are not your people tired of the food rationing? The conscriptions? The heavy taxation? The horrible stories of friends and loved ones in neighboring villages being killed or disappearing never to be heard from again? Surely, the good doctor w...

IC, he would have minions to catch his fall.

So..uhm...surrender? Peace?

Geez..save some for me!

It also didn't help that Fire didn't drop his open acres after his hit allowing Mickal to take it all. Ah well, lessons learned.

We were able to penetrate their scum walls okay. We broke 4 of them and nuked another. As you say, though..breaking someone via war allowed the broken kingdoms to assist with the sorc kills on our kingdoms.

Well..I think we're about ready to capitulate--the war and the age. Such an odd age.

Kaz, when ever you're ready to reset, let 'er loose.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen! The Evil Empire Strikes back! (and screw George Lucas, I'll use what I want because I'm evil!!!) While we are following the typical motif not being prepared or striking in tandem, we are taking the IRREGULAR approach of attacking WITHOUT superior numbers or streng...

I am SOOOO Seething mad ! I was supposed to have a PARADE in MY HONOR today and you made it rain! And *cough cough* what is with all the smoke in the air? Rain and smoke? Next my peasants and slaves will start complaining that they have no money! *a former Dauthi clan mate shuffles head down into th...

Did those slaves lose their way? That is unfortunate! I suppose if I'd had any troops left to lead them, they probably would have made it to their destination! It's not a huge issue--Fireslash recently took so more Dauthilings. Perhaps he'd be willing to give you the pick of his...*glances over at t...

I sometimes think that perhaps my career choice was the wrong one. My parents, your typical despots with thoughts hellbent on ruling the world, tried to groom me in their own image. Deep down, though, perhaps I'm just NOT evil enough. Rum, smokes, and the high seas...I probably would have been happi...

Okay--I'm ready to sue for peace. I'll offer you up 1000 goblin slaves I captured off Dauthi at the beginning of the age. It's not high quality stock, but they work hard so long as you give them the easy tasks. Nothing complex, mind you! There might even be a halfway pretty? one in the stock you can...

OH, I will get my noble WEnchie--don't you think I won't!

I just won't waste time with love letters as we see how they'd end up! Besides, actions always speak louder than words anyway

And here I tried to be honorable...honorable and evil just doesn't work I guess.

Yes--it was..very smoky there. Two of us had 6 consecutive misses due to that wacky tobaccy smoke.

As you can tell, these "Evil Men" were lined up at the door waiting for the "Open" sign to to swing in the window. Kudos to getting a few of us drunk enough to make mistakes--I see you were able to get the wallet of one of us and send him home poor and making the walk of shame. Unfortunately, we've ...

I'm glad to see Fireslash is familiar with the proper handling of ladies of the night. Welcome to the Evil Empire, Fire. Let the rape, pillage, and more rape begin!

**ooc** Kaz, thanks for the heads up.

Oh, and nice job striking before the holiday. These sneaky ladies of the night closed shop for the weekend before we could get the real party started!

We'll see you Tuesday.

Sadly, I know how this tale (or tail for these lovely ladies) goes. Attractive, misguided woman is attracted to dark and evil man. Evil man abuses her and takes advantage of her. Over and over. But she always comes back wanting for more because in the end, evil is awesome and good is dumb*! Alas, th...