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Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by Soupedupman™ » Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:20 am

I didn't want to pollute Gerien's thread with this, but it got me to thinking what -could- happen. *LOL* Bare with me, I'm bored and feeling goofy. Feel free to add to the list. Keep it a fun thread. :-P

Things that can happen in a Comments Minute!!!

1. Owly can post three messed up Youtube vids.

2. Venus' supposed extra bodyparts can be mentioned 3.14 times.

3. Gerien can patiently put up with 4.13 "Gay" posts, usually with Atla as the subject.

Nerple. Atla can post 2 posts about guns, anti-americanism and psycho-hotties. Complete with pics and graphs.

99. I can be funny .0000000000000000001 times.

M&M. Reylan can plan out 5 dates with 3 girls and then completely change his mind. Then tell us about another cutie he's checking out.

1. Nagash can bounce back and forth from screwed up posts to completely sane voice of reason posts 22.365 times.

1. MoP can do the same thing 33.55 times.

867. 2.3333333333333333 fights can be averted by someone randomly posting a screwed up picture.

5309. American posters can be confused and then enlightened by Non-American posters 6.98 times.

£. Non-American posters can be confused by American posters 1365.777775 times.
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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by Gerien » Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:49 am

000.2510.25 Gerien can correct 16 people's grammar.
And I never even got my own damn posting title!

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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by Nagash » Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:54 am

Heh, thanks for the honourable mention :)
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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by MoP » Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:41 pm

I'm better than you ;)
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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by Nagash » Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:34 pm

Nah, your amount of screwed up posts is just closer to your amount of sane ones.
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Post by Reylan Talonspyre » Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:31 pm

So true!

:lol:
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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by Atla » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:00 pm

Atla can post 2 posts about guns, anti-americanism and psycho-hotties. Complete with pics and graphs.
And ya'll ain't even seen the NUDIES yet!

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Post by Reylan Talonspyre » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:07 pm

That just made my day.
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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by owly » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:30 pm

her head lights are on 2cool

edit/"Owly can post three messed up Youtube vids."

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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by Gem » Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:46 am

By KYDEX holsters, and support the model's efforts of cleaning her gun after salt water immersion!
How about her use a bra? God, can we not leave some things up to the imagination. But then apparently sex sells more than just sexy underthings and sex toys these days.
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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by Nagash » Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:21 am

She couldn't do that, Gemmie-poo..... gun nuts are all braless tree huggers at heart. That's why the gun nutty women all have such saggy boobs after their 20th birthday.
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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by MoP » Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:38 am

Atla wrote:By KYDEX holsters, and support the model's efforts of cleaning her gun after salt water immersion!
Who says the water is salt?
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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by Nagash » Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:21 am

-The- water, or -her- water? :shock:
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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by MoP » Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:22 am

Her water will be salt when I'm done with her.
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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by Raknarak » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:07 pm

That's what she said!!!

Wait... What?

Anyhow... Um.... Oh, yeah!

V. The MoP/Nag duo can tear 38.653 threads off their tracks and go offroading.

4. The Portia/Tara duo can steer 5.9 threads to the Title subject, and still talk about getting nude.

Vendetta. Teanos can post 359 vaguely insulting, but not really insulting posts. Just to keep us on our toes.

¤. I can kill 12.65 threads.

9. BH or TB can be brought up 70,000 times.

10. Maverick can guilt-trip Venus 8.653298 times, successfully.
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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by Kain » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:14 pm

You're not killing this thread, see I just posted /end shameless spam
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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by Nagash » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:45 pm

And we all know the Kain doesn't post too much.....


As for getting Portia adn Tara: let's hope they're not all talk. ;)
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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by MoP » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:49 pm

Nagash wrote:And we all know the Kain doesn't post too much.....


As for getting Portia adn Tara: let's hope they're not all talk. ;)
I do hope Rey is all talk :?
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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by Nagash » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:51 pm

In what aspect? :P
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Re: Things that can happen in a Comments Minute

Post by MoP » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:55 pm

In the aspect of getting nude.
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