Nononononononono!
Choose MoP, he's still a virgin!
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If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!
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If by 'virgin' you mean 'never had a dick in his ass', then yes, I'm the virgin of the two of us.Nagash wrote:Nononononononono!
Choose MoP, he's still a virgin!
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the Universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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virgin
• noun 1 a person who has never had sexual intercourse. 2 (the Virgin) the Virgin Mary. 3 a person who is naive or inexperienced in a particular context: a political virgin.
• adjective 1 being, relating to, or appropriate for a virgin. 2 not yet used or exploited: virgin forest. 3 (of olive oil) obtained from the first pressing of olives.
— ORIGIN Latin virgo.
The bold part applies to you, mate. No worries, V will devirginate you.
• noun 1 a person who has never had sexual intercourse. 2 (the Virgin) the Virgin Mary. 3 a person who is naive or inexperienced in a particular context: a political virgin.
• adjective 1 being, relating to, or appropriate for a virgin. 2 not yet used or exploited: virgin forest. 3 (of olive oil) obtained from the first pressing of olives.
— ORIGIN Latin virgo.
The bold part applies to you, mate. No worries, V will devirginate you.
If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!
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If he can find me.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the Universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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Who HASN'T had a dick in their ass?
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You know, it's a human race. And you lost.
You know, it's a human race. And you lost.
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i was anal probed once but instead of missing time they gave me a extra hour so that was cool. It was all on the mother ship.......
i know what you said about my Momma
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i hate ya'll!
Wow do i need a new signature or what. suggestions??
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See? Apparently Venus has also.
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You know, it's a human race. And you lost.
You know, it's a human race. And you lost.
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Multiple times, and not only his own.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the Universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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see now how would i put my own...in my....
....nevermind, its to early and i havent had my coffee...but even i know that question will take this thread in an even -worse- direction with you freaks!
....nevermind, its to early and i havent had my coffee...but even i know that question will take this thread in an even -worse- direction with you freaks!
Wow do i need a new signature or what. suggestions??
Fervent forever! CoM currently:>
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V prefers em with the deer in the headlights look, and green enough so they are not experienced enough to teach HER anything.
Maybe at her age she needs the positive feedback young, dumb, and full of........well anyway they are impressionable at that age and V just takes advantage.
edit: and just for the record most of you are sick :nods sagely:
Maybe at her age she needs the positive feedback young, dumb, and full of........well anyway they are impressionable at that age and V just takes advantage.
edit: and just for the record most of you are sick :nods sagely:
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You bend itVenus wrote:see now how would i put my own...in my....
i know what you said about my Momma
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Indeed. A spoon, olive oil and a lot of patience would help too though.
If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!
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+1 for it's Thought Provok...fulness?Nagash wrote:Indeed. A spoon, olive oil and a lot of patience would help too though.
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You know, it's a human race. And you lost.
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I think there's one other small...err...large qualification.Nagash wrote:Indeed. A spoon, olive oil and a lot of patience would help too though.
And I never even got my own damn posting title!
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One which requires approximately 12 years of patience.
If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!
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15 years if you're a late bloomer like me.
And I never even got my own damn posting title!
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*grin*
As long as it was worth the wait...
As long as it was worth the wait...
If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!
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