Drunk

[Immigrant]

girls fart?
*shock*

[MoP]

All the time.

[owly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz-E8AexUjc

edit/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG7moLe6_rU

[Venus]

im never reading these boards again unless im drunk or high
its just to much for a sober person to take, i havent even had coffee yet.

[Odominus]

Lol still the same

[Portia]

Is it bad that I'm sober and enjoy them? (I'm not asking if it's bad that I'm sober, we all know it is.)

[Nagash]

Is it bad that I'm sober and enjoy them? (I'm not asking if it's bad that I'm sober, we all know it is.)

Nah, it just makes you more sane and stable than mr. Venus.

[Reylan Talonspyre]

coherent, no.

ex-girlfriend wont put out in car ride home. she is so mean. lol no not really. then Mike brought in a ghirl that is all liek, :I like politics." booooooooooooooooooooo. I talk with her and she doesnt like my piolitics. so what am i supposed to do? lie?

fuck that.

no big deal. i groped up ex and make my pass on her, she is like the training ground for doing it to other woemkn, making at least a seemless transition trying.



uyeah!

[Reylan Talonspyre]

oh yeahk, and fuck those pople from Chase i was all about. they are mostly stupid people anyway!

[Reylan Talonspyre]

Well, no hangover, so "win".

Other than that, I had a great night. The chick my buddy introduced me too is going to be known as Closet Liberal. See, my buddy is seeing this Hooters girl (nice body, face is so so, not that I would tell him that) and she has a shorter friend who looks like this:



So he does what any good friend does, he tries to talk me up. Now she is into politics and then heard I was the Dork Rage. I guess she wanted to me right then. My buddy brings her out, now he doesn't know its snuggle time with my ex-girlfriend who has a boyfriend right now. Her and I are friends and shit, she wouldn't cheat on her boyfriend (no matter how much I tried to talk her into it; AND without Portia's help I may add).

He gave me fair warning, I kindly told the exgirlfriend that I was going to ignore her while I hit on this chick. So she gets there and I was kind of like ... "Hey, she looks like that chick from Will & Grace. That is not hot. But what the fuck, I'll see what she is about."

We talk, here is how that very short conversation goes:

ClosetLib: "So you are the politician?"

Reylan: "Yes, I guess you could say that."

ClosetLib: "I would define myself as fiscally conservative and socially liberal. So, a Republican, how about you?"

/// Reylan reviews his newly updates Rules on Keeping His Principles While Talking To Potential Women He Wants To Fuck ///

Reylan: "Well, I am a fiscal conservative too. But I am socially conservative."

ClosetLib: "Oh. Well, its not like you voted for that moron Sarah Palin."

Reylan: "I did and I was upset she wasn't the Presidential candidate. Truthfully, being a Republican you would understand how we all get bad raps from the media. Her especially, mainly because she is seen as being dangerous to the Liberal Agenda. If anything, I give her the benefit of the doubt and began reading her book. I got 30 pages in before I said, 'OK OK OK ALREADY! I GET IT! YOU ARE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON!'"

ClosetLib: "LOL"

Buddy: /looks over with a big smile expecting win

ClosetLib: "But you seriously wouldn't vote for her would you?"

Reylan: "All joking aside, yes I would. She is a good person with a funny accent and a love for country and a strong belief in god. She wants to drill in ANWR. I agree."

ClosetLib: "*gasp*"

Reylan: "Well, yeah, who wouldn't. Drill baby drill!"

(insert more of her confused and looking stunned a human being wouldn't say, "Oh yeah, I am socially liberal too, whatever.")

Mind you, five minutes into this conversation, her friend, Hooters Girl, grabbed her shirt and readjusted it to show more cleavage. LOL Really. I mean, come on ... I know its a meat market, but that was absolutely retarded.

So yeah, that is my story. Unfortunately I was only a Stage 4 out of 10 Reylan Drunk.

If I had been a 9, where I can barely walk, she could have told me she was a Nazi and I would have laughed and probably asked how to join, babbling about how Hitler was a good man.

All in all, I had a good time. I think she still likes me. Which is cool, as long as she realizes I will never back down from my beliefs/ideology because some woman says so. It is a principle I plan to live by forever. Now, if you do the smart thing and NOT LEAD OFF with political discussions when you meet someone, you will do much better.

[owly]

She looks old like 35, i'm drunk lol so i thought i'd post hehe

[Grunt]

Owly is drunk
that is unusual

[owly]

i had me a bottle of wine and two bars and some weed

[Grunt]

the weed was a given
the wine is different for you

[Sturm-II]

Timmies & Bailey's here...mmmm

[owly]

i know i hardly drink i think this was a my second drink all year all of last year too........

[Immigrant]

didn't you know "they" say the drink is bad for you - first wine make your heart strong & now its a carcinogen- I'd take their advice and jjust stick with medicinal marijuana;p

should so move to the states to the 'green triangle' in Cali and become a farmer - you get to take it slow growing things (dont be mean - go green;p) + improve peoples lives, what better career move!

[owly]

girls fart?
*shock*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdqBiDBCvwQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XFXJ2SwyyI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgnYpcGfCD8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6vN4H6L458

[Sturm-II]

*Uses jedi mind trick"
I refuse to click those links... ;p

[MoP]

*Uses jedi mind trick"
I refuse to click those links... ;p

And quite rightly.