My Life in Boojy Hell

[Nagash]

ty i was wondering. i would pay good money for a weed that makes me comatose on the couch, thirsty but unable to get up for a glass of water.........

Never thought you to be a masochist.

[owly]

Masochist? No way i'm into as less pain as possible.........

[Lady Maven]

I can say i was too stoned to feel anything but thirsty. Desperately desperately thirsty.

[Sturm]

Noobie weeders....

[owly]

When i was a noobie smoker in hawaii i would get stoned and just sit there to affaid to look at anybody lol gawd i miss the quality of hawaiian weed...........

[Lady Maven]

NOOBIE SMOKER?? 'ta loca vato'. Aunty Maven has smoked enugh pot in her day to know when it is tme to throw in the roach and pick up the bottle for good.

Besides, I am a grandmother. I have to start looking all respectable now.

[owly]

i'm a grandfather and i toke nothing cures depression like weed does and i'm manic........

Soon i'll be in vegas and it's going to be legal there real soon........

[Lady Maven]

Only if you get a card, and trust me, it is NOT as easy or as cheap as everyone makes it.

[owly]

i'm going to get me one

To be truthful this is the first time i heard anything about a 'card'.........

[Lady Maven]

What? You heard that we are all a bunch of unwashed hippees smoking pot and preachy peace and love? HAH! Trust me, this is a good old boy state. It is one of the reasons I moved here, got sick of Cali's liberal bullshit. Pot is NOT legal and frankly, never will be. You can get a card if a doctor says you would benefit from medical marijuana, but it won't be cheap or easy and you will jump through hoops. BUT if you ask right nicely while you are here, I will hook you up with a friend who is a doctor and pretty sympathetic to the cause and cause he is a friend he probably won't charge you anything (THOSE visits are NOT covered by insurance and are usually $300.00 plus)

http://www.mahalo.com/how-to-get-a-medi ... juana-card

[Lady Maven]

This is a site with the list of steps and fees:

http://www.medicalcannabisconsultantsof ... &Itemid=29

ANd this is the full statute:

http://www.leg.state.nv.us/nrs/nrs-453a.html

OH! One tip I wish I had before I moved here is the Nevada DMV does NOT accept I.D. from other states as proof of identity. You need a passport, or a DD2-14 or birth certificate. And you WILL have to take the driving test again.

[owly]

i glad i checked the boards before i went to bed, good news and wow it's pretty simple to get a card........

i got 50 bucks

and i might ask to hook me up with your friend 300$ can do..........

tyty

[mogami]

Mav when I get back from Afghanistan....will you marry me? I am an old fart but we could drink at the VFW from opening to close.
Remember what the Freak Brothers said....Smoking dope and drinking is like pissing into the wind.
Well all I want to do when I get back is ride my Harley and then drink beer
(well play chess and darts)

[Lady Maven]

A guy in uniform? Hell yes, but you would have to agree to be part of my male harem and talk my husband into it.

[mogami]

Hi, Ah crap If I had known you were married I would never have posted such a thing. I don't do harems but I also don't do married women. I am sincerely sorry.

(Do you have any single friends?)

[Lady Maven]

Why yes I do! And one is really funny and really saracastic, and she IS 420 friendly, drinks like an old sailor and I do believe is currently a red head! She posts here as Sylandra, and her rules are

1. Can't be shorter (she is 6')
2. MUST be funny
3. Can NEVER call her a dumb cunt housewife (she has at least two degrees)
4. Must be ok with tattoos
5. Must NOT flip out about her prosthetic leg
6. Must allow her to take mostly naked pictures of you in parts of your uniform to share with her good friends. Umm.. let's keep that one to ourselves for a bit, she may be .. shy about it

Knowing higher math is a big plus.

[mogami]

1. Can't be shorter (she is 6') I was 5 10 when I went to Iraq and 5 8 when I came back
2. MUST be funny That depends on her sense of humor
3. Can NEVER call her a dumb cunt housewife (she has at least two degrees) I never insult women especially ones who want to see me naked
4. Must be ok with tattoos I have 1 tattoo. A Stauton Chess knight
5. Must NOT flip out about her prosthetic leg Why would that bother anyone?
6. Must allow her to take mostly naked pictures of you in parts of your uniform to share with her good friends. Umm.. let's keep that one to ourselves for a bit, she may be .. shy about it
A picture is worth a thousand words. She should keep them to herself because for a 54 year old I am a stud puppy

Knowing higher math is a big plus See my sig if she knows Maxwell we will have something to talk about while I recover

[Nagash]

A picture is worth a thousand words. She should keep them to herself because for a 54 year old I am a stud puppy

54 and still a puppy? Let me guess: next thing you'll tell us that you can't stop wagging your "tail"?

[Venus]

lol you people are nuts:P

[Nagash]

Do not encourage the puppy to mention his nuts, love.