Weird questions and strange answers

[Sikil]

So I thought we might play a game, see if we can get some activity in here.

The way its played is simple. The person before you asks a weird question and you give an even weirder answer. Then you ask a question of your own for the next person.

Let's see if this goes anywhere.

Question: Why does a cat only throw up in the night?

[Jokingjoe]

A: Only shy cats throw up in the night, a cat comfortable in his surrounding is happy to throw up anywhere and anytime. Preferably in your bed.



Q: How does a wannabe know-it-all ask a good question prior to drinking alcohol?

[Aeyliea]

A: They use extremely complicated and large words while waving their hands around in a mysterious, disconnected fashion, and throwing beer bottles at the hottest chyick in the place, to stir confusion and doubt so that any who might speak against their august knowledge may be silent.

Q: Why do rednecks think that baby seals are the chicken of the sea?

[Grunt]

Because they taste good fried


Where do all my left socks disappear to

[Aeyliea]

A parallel dimension only accessible through your drier hose, requiring a temperature of approximately 127 degrees farenheit and a speed of about 88 miles an hour. A different combination of temperature and speed sends them to the future, where you will find them in your couch, car, or garage.

Why do grouchy old men get so angry about kids getting on their lawns?

[Sikil]

Because they don't want them to stumble over the grave their pets that he inadvertently hits with his car

If McDonalds had an army, what would be its motto?

[Grunt]

Ding fries are done



Why are there no saddles for sea horses

[Sikil]

A: Because the leather doesn't react well to the water.

Q: If all the nations in the world are in debt and companies go to the nations for bailouts, where did all the money go?

[Kaz]

A: Bankers Bonuses

Q: Why is a backwards somersault not called a wintersault?

[bandit]

A) cause it would be to cold.

Q) Who is taking care of the care-taker's daughter while the care-taker is out taking care?

[Sikil]

A) If she's cute, Owly. If not, Kaz In all seriousness though, it would be the caretakers significant other or family/friends.

Q) How do you know when your bagpipes are out of tune?

[bandit]

Q) How do you know when your bagpipes are out of tune?

A) when the cat is in tune

Q) when the cat farts, who blames the dog?

[Jokingjoe]

A> The dog takes the blame willingly--such an attention whore.


Q> When the wife is away, who gets credit for cleaning the litter box, the husband or the dog?

[Sylandra]

The dog. While some men may eat a lot of shit, it usually isn't cat intestines flavored.


If you had an imaginary friend, what wouldn't you share with them?