You want LIVELINESS? You want FUN? You want CHILDISHNESS?!

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You want LIVELINESS? You want FUN? You want CHILDISHNESS?!

Post by DarkAtla » Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:27 pm

You got it.

Gerien - I would go gay for you.
TheGreatNato - I AM gay for you. Just that one time...
Grunt - You make me feel like a man. On the outside, on the inside... I still want to play with GI Joes.
GoldWyvern - You make me wary of small children.
Generalisimo - I don't smoke pot because of you. You are a perfect example of why you shouldn't smoke pot. Cause your trippy bro, so trippy. And you stole my online girlfriend once, you dick. AND SHE WAS ACTUALLY HOT!
Ceres - SO FUCKING HOT... before. Maybe not anymore? Dunno... hope so?
Alundra - Scary ninja woman, always wondered what she actually looked like. I don't know, so I'm guessing like.. MMA fighter chick.
SOULDEMON - Respect. My caucasian friend.
Venus - I see you on facebook. I know what you look like...
Biggles - You entertain me, all day, every day. Thank you for all that you do.
Maverick - Ha... HAHAHA. You're still annoying. But I love your toes. I bet they look like those weird hotdogs that cook funny.
Owly - I would smoke pot with you, out of a bong, made from a withered apple cut to look like a shriveled head.
Decae - Heh.
Neurosis - WHOA. Who is that guy? Fuck if'n i know, it's been TWO DECADES since he posted.

You guys remember headball?

That was some shit.

And BHK? I STILL don't know what the fuck that meant, but my money is on Braggart's Hall Knights. Anyways, you didn't let me in your club. Cause you suck. And you let MAVERICK in? Really?

No one picks the GEEK for KICK BALL!

Therefor.

-Scampers over to Chicago, aka 'Maverick Lair of Intimacy and Untimely Political Doom and Gloom-

-Creeps up fire escape ladder, cause everyone has one-

-Peers through window-

-Presses butt cheeks against window-

-farts-

-giggles-

-Kicks in the window, grabs Maverick by his glittry permed hair, rips his head off with a lions roar and a gorillas grip-

-Throws that motherfucker out onto the street like a fucking curveball from NOLAN FUCKING RYAN-

-Leaps through the air-

-Lands on his BACK TO THE FUTURE SUPER FLOATY SCOOTER-

-Grabs head by porn star fish hooking the mouth-

-And announces....-

"Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls, squirrels and chipmunks...

The game is afoot. The score is tied at zero to zero. Pick your teams, ready your weapons, this shit 'bout to get REAL!"







P.s. Sorry about the glittery mess.

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Re: You want LIVELINESS? You want FUN? You want CHILDISHNESS

Post by Tara » Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:55 pm

pfffft headball an' shit!! I liked ta watch from de comfies of des barcalounger hahaha

lol wait .. what? ....

GLITTER?!?!? eeeee!


Nice ta see yer name back around MisserAtla.
'Pick yer teams,' is right, go make it Leto or Angie in guilds an' givesa wenchie more stuff ta play with.
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TRR!
cha-cha-cha!

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Re: You want LIVELINESS? You want FUN? You want CHILDISHNESS

Post by Jokingjoe » Mon Jun 30, 2014 3:27 am

Heh..someone has a foot fetish!

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Re: You want LIVELINESS? You want FUN? You want CHILDISHNESS

Post by DarkAtla » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:35 pm

-Leaping atop the dumpster with head in hand, DarkAtla strikes a gallant poise-

Foot Fetish you say? I only lick the SIXTH TOE!

-Flicks a small sparkly speck of glitter onto Tara's forehead, who is lurking in the shadows between the used condom draped over the wooden pallet and the hobo Biggles/Pansy Weasel cooking his can of beans over a heating grate-

There is no barcalounger! Cause I don't know what that is!

There is only action, adventure, bravery, trickery, perversion, and the occasional cameo of ghosts from Monarchy's past...

And VIOLENCE!

-Delicately wipes the eye shadow from Mavericks still grimacing head and wipes it in disdain onto his softly flowing teal green cape-

And a touch of meterosexuality!

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