I'm a (rental) dad.

[Gerien]

So Ruben's sister is flying out tomorrow to go into rehab for a month (maybe 6) and we're taking care of her one-year-old while she's in. On top of that, she's pregnant, hasn't decided about an abortion, and if she has it we're insisting that she let us adopt. (She can barely handle one kid, let alone two.)

Come midnight tomorrow, Ruben and I have a kid.
I am scared shitless.

[owly]

Congrats Gerien

Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy oil spill move aside changing a 1 year old now that's messy....

[Venus]

dont worry, it wont be that scary. most of its just common sense:>

and its worth it. kids are great:> Im sure you will do fine!

[Lady Maven]

Kids are SO not great. Grandkids however are the BOMB!! And sadly you can't have them first so you gotta have the bad to get to the good.

[owly]

Before i spiral down in depression again just thinking about my Grandson Eric and how i never see him again i like to say Grandkids r the best. Don't worry to much Gerien with you and Ruben in charge no wrong will be Had. i don't think asking for a picture of you guys with the kid would be asking too much.

[Venus]

i don't know why u cant let me have my delusions maven!
my oldest is 14 so not only do i have to wait for grand kids<and believe me at 14 i want to wait, he's got the common sense of a raccoon. i couldn't imagine him raising kids> i have to deal with teenagers
and believe me when i say they aren't kids, their the fucking devil in disguise

/pouts

[Desdemona]

Teen-aged girls of 16 are even worse, V.
The Devil don't even want any part of 'em!!!

[Sturm]

1 year olds aren't a problem, it's 2 year olds and above that produce grey hairs in great abundance.

congrats none the less boyo.

[owly]

Abortion is a crued way out according to me anyways. i sure hope you able to adopt her unborn. Potty training is one thing i never had to go throegh thank god. like i said with you and Ruben at the helm no wrong will be had. i just hope all nighters don't wear you down to badly.........

[Grunt]

Congrats and good luck Gerien
I am sure you will be a great dad

[Kenos]

So Ruben's sister is flying out tomorrow to go into rehab for a month (maybe 6) and we're taking care of her one-year-old while she's in. On top of that, she's pregnant, hasn't decided about an abortion, and if she has it we're insisting that she let us adopt. (She can barely handle one kid, let alone two.)

Come midnight tomorrow, Ruben and I have a kid.
I am scared shitless.

I sincerely hope the potential new baby has no lasting effects of her addiction...

[Jezebel]

Good luck, and enjoy fatherhood, however long it lasts. May Ruben's sister see the light while she's in rehab and you and Ruben can be permanent fathers.

[Nagash]

Have fun mate. One year olds rule. \m/

[Gerien]

Just changed my first diaper. Yuck.

[owly]

lol i told ya

[Sturm]

Just changed my first diaper. Yuck.

*Raises the coffee mug
Welcome to the "Dad' club.

[Nagash]

Just changed my first diaper. Yuck.

You learn to appreciate them. Sometimes they crap is really spectacular and the diaper can't hold it. When the shit reaches their neck, it's really awesome.

[Lady Maven]

Oh man, I SO wish Nagash was bullshitting you.

Don't worry Venus and Desi, the shock therapy you will need after all the teens move out will mostly eliminate that facial tic and the knee jerk reflex to pantomime "I will break your neck if you touch those keys"

[Nagash]

I had a incident where the force of the poo was so great that the nappy couldn't hold it just a few hours ago. It was fun, we took a bath and sang the "no more beans for you" song.

[owly]

lol

no more beans for you song should be our national anthem