The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
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The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
GATEKEEPERS Land: 93,116 15,520
#4 G Built: 87,511 14,585
6 / 6 Members Networth: 2,620,406 436,734
THE FIRST EMPIRE Land: 89,996 15,000
#5 Empire Built: 89,593 14,932
6 / 6 Members Networth: 2,555,599 425,933
Heard you guys were having a kegger and didn't fucking invite us. So we broke down the damn gate, door, raped the guards, and now we're fondling your women and getting plastered.
BOOBIES!!!
#4 G Built: 87,511 14,585
6 / 6 Members Networth: 2,620,406 436,734
THE FIRST EMPIRE Land: 89,996 15,000
#5 Empire Built: 89,593 14,932
6 / 6 Members Networth: 2,555,599 425,933
Heard you guys were having a kegger and didn't fucking invite us. So we broke down the damn gate, door, raped the guards, and now we're fondling your women and getting plastered.
BOOBIES!!!
Now nimble fingers, that dance on numbers / Will eat your children and steal your thunder;
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl / will crunch like nuts in the mouth of squirrels.
Yeah, its Seska. Start running now, bitch.
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl / will crunch like nuts in the mouth of squirrels.
Yeah, its Seska. Start running now, bitch.
Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
That was a good first strike, but one of your kingdoms was left open for attack.
Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
Wasn't left open, I was in the middle of forting on my slow ass connection lol
Now nimble fingers, that dance on numbers / Will eat your children and steal your thunder;
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl / will crunch like nuts in the mouth of squirrels.
Yeah, its Seska. Start running now, bitch.
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl / will crunch like nuts in the mouth of squirrels.
Yeah, its Seska. Start running now, bitch.
Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
Then I saved you some turns.Aeyliea wrote:Wasn't left open, I was in the middle of forting on my slow ass connection lol
Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
More like I was on the hire screen, and between the time I made the first purchase and made the second purchase, I went from 9mil of troop cap to -17mil. And I was like....wha?
You attacked and leveled me in the time it took to click twice lol FUCK satellite
You attacked and leveled me in the time it took to click twice lol FUCK satellite
Now nimble fingers, that dance on numbers / Will eat your children and steal your thunder;
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl / will crunch like nuts in the mouth of squirrels.
Yeah, its Seska. Start running now, bitch.
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl / will crunch like nuts in the mouth of squirrels.
Yeah, its Seska. Start running now, bitch.
Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
i'd say its time to buy a new gate
good luck guys,
~Fire
good luck guys,
~Fire
Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
Ashin, the gatekeepers guard wasnt sleeping at all. Have fun guys.
Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
It'll be a typical Gatekeepers knock-down drag out. Fortunately, I am good at knock down drag out, since I never come out ahead in wars anyway 
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Now nimble fingers, that dance on numbers / Will eat your children and steal your thunder;
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl / will crunch like nuts in the mouth of squirrels.
Yeah, its Seska. Start running now, bitch.
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl / will crunch like nuts in the mouth of squirrels.
Yeah, its Seska. Start running now, bitch.
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Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
Wow, leveled. Nicely done. Glad to be finally fighting you all.
I think I would make a great pope.
Gatekeepers
Gatekeepers
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i missed you rey,
had to come by and say hi
~Fire
had to come by and say hi
~Fire
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Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
I knocked on your door, but it seemed locked up tight. /sigh
Good to see you too Fire.
Good to see you too Fire.
I think I would make a great pope.
Gatekeepers
Gatekeepers
Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
Looks like fun
good luck folks ('specially seska!)
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"
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Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
Speaking of coordinated restores....that wasn't very well coordinated guys. But I AM watching you with interest 
Now nimble fingers, that dance on numbers / Will eat your children and steal your thunder;
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl / will crunch like nuts in the mouth of squirrels.
Yeah, its Seska. Start running now, bitch.
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl / will crunch like nuts in the mouth of squirrels.
Yeah, its Seska. Start running now, bitch.
Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
Ouch... Way to welcome me back to the guilds game guys -_-;;
-}}}Dulcius ex Asperis >
Gatekeepers...SUCK?
Gatekeepers...SUCK?
Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
Seska doesn't believe in slowly reacquainting people with the game.
Wile out and be violent!
Wile out and be violent!
Now nimble fingers, that dance on numbers / Will eat your children and steal your thunder;
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl / will crunch like nuts in the mouth of squirrels.
Yeah, its Seska. Start running now, bitch.
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl / will crunch like nuts in the mouth of squirrels.
Yeah, its Seska. Start running now, bitch.
Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
Welcome back by the way! Yaaaay!!! 
~WheEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
MF Mad Flame
Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
yay Leif has returned!Leif wrote:Ouch... Way to welcome me back to the guilds game guys -_-;;
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"
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Contactable on gtalk & msn via sshagent @ gmail . com
Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
Haha I have been over in bloodbath since the start of the age, but joined guilds a couple of weeks late after some consideration... Then you guys had to go all smashy smashy on poor wittle ol' me
Once I remember how to do this I will so return that favour hehehe... Poor Rey and Ashin I don't think they knew what a senile crotchety ol' sack of land then were letting into their guild
-}}}Dulcius ex Asperis >
Gatekeepers...SUCK?
Gatekeepers...SUCK?
Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
Lol we let Rey run the guild, you don't know what you have gotten yourself into.Leif wrote:... Poor Rey and Ashin I don't think they knew what a senile crotchety ol' sack of land then were letting into their guild
Re: The Empire's At the Gates. {Empire vs Gatekeepers}
I have put up a cease fire on the banner and G is going to request peace.
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