Yer housing a defectorz, weez kill him (Some Red Honey)

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Yer housing a defectorz, weez kill him (Some Red Honey)

Post by Mauhura » Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:09 am

Diz goblin wench been snoozin smokin drinkin an' stompin an' mutterin around de tunnelz long enough.
Meez follow de scent of Bundeseszzz through the tunnelz when he left.
Weez follow himz out to yooooz. Heedeenz.
TRAITOR! (heheh)
Weez here fer Bundes. He t'ink we no see him leave. eh? Bad bankier!
Weez kill him and youz heeden who took himz from us!
*goblinz around camp fires roared approval, humans and elves in the shadows mounted up and set off. Awesome blasts of sorcery from a newly proven Rank member set the sky ablaze!*
To WAAAARRRR!!!!
As their own humans and elves jostled for the heathen's land, the goblinz took to the tunnelz and scouted and looted and burned and ate and rummaged pillaged and plundered and had a helluva time!





(ooc, stats: you heathen had more land and troops and are (still) hell to crack. and don't gimme no shit about RGE 3 days ago. war on! :P )
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Post by bundesbank » Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:04 am

Well, that's bad timing.
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Post by Nymphsong » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:45 am

Enjoy your war you heathens, looks like a good one brewing.

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Post by Knight Taran » Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:10 pm

Bad timing for you bundes,great timing for us Barnies :) :twisted:
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Post by Fireslash » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:10 pm

nice hit barnies :P

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Post by Seska Dragonslayer » Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:45 am

Might have to call for peace, I will know for sure tomorrow. We have no scouts for you guys, don't have all your numbers....

....and it appears all of my people have disappeared :/
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Post by Jokingjoe » Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:02 am

Sorry Seska--my head wasn't about me today--Went to the gym when we were supposed to be fighting and didn't remember until 2 hrs later :(

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Post by Baron G » Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:02 pm

what better way to welcome back a warmonger!..heh

*high 5s KT on a shift change. goes to take more of bundes sorcery cookies*

sorry dude my woman said burn it all down so here we go!







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Post by Kaz » Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:22 pm

Baron G wrote:where the hell the sig line button now? .... bah! know me or dont whatever lol
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Post by Seska Dragonslayer » Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:38 am

Two words for ya'll:

Refort better.
Ozan: You'd have to be Aey levels of stubborn to recover from that kind of blow to your pride and continue fighting.
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Post by Jokingjoe » Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:53 am

Taking stock of the next wave of damage--you haven't really left us with much to fight with. Seska's probably enjoying a good drink now--(wish I was--I'm sure Tara, does, too!)

Bunde and I have discussed it and I'll be asking for peace using AGM powers bestowed upon me by Seska. I'm bannering a cease-fire and hope you will do the same.

Nice hit--hopefully, we'll be able to return the favor eventually.

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Post by Baron G » Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:14 pm

[quote="Seska Dragonslayer"]Two words for ya'll:

Refort better.[/quote]

.. back at ya.

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Post by Tara » Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:15 pm

Despite the timelapse here, we received Joe's msg via aviary an' set ceasefire at that time for The Ranks as well, but let us continue where same said aviary left off...

Our goblin contingent is still on the hunt for one such bankier, aka Bundes.
I bet he always wanted a war waged just for him. This may not be the first time even - haHA!

For negotiations, I'm told "fingurz 'un earz" would suffice, preferably on ice, for de goblinz ta cook up proper later.
Far be it from me ta deny meez boyoz the spoils of war!

So, Joe, you have 12 hrs or less to come up with said ingredients an' follow the directions sent for a peace-moot
(some other's or said offender's fingers or ears, I'm sure they wouldn't mind the eyeses or brainses either).
Bring yer armor my heathen friend.
Let's talk.
No worries, you'll be home before dawn.
:twisted:



(yes yes peace it is, however!, I did jokingly tell Joe they had to give us back Bundes or else!! I am SO MAD! lol so here's hoping somesones plays alongs and pfffft ta those that don't!)

(and ha!, just noticed "jokingly told Joe" and I am not even editing it, so there, pun INTENDED *wenchiesmirkiewink*)
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Post by Seska Dragonslayer » Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:34 pm

Would love to Baron G, but at the moment you said that we could in no way defend against everything, beings as all of you sans one was twice our size.

I made the comment because one of you had 32 and 39k acres protected by 2k scum apiece.

And I have a Sidhe. You do the math :D
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Post by Tara » Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:49 pm

Hey hey hey! Seska *waves a hand, puffs from the other* yoooou stop talkin yer heathen words at my menz!

Yer shiny war-dress is too prettiful you might distract them! And I know at least 1 blind one-legged kobold who would surely lose his way and we wouldn't see 'im for a week!

ya see those thoughtful words are just the thing we need for peace talks .... heck I heard Nymphsong even chartered a boat somewhere to do talks of sorts. Can you imagine?! 8-)
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