I hate hand sanitiser

[Lady Maven]

Man, not me. I never huffed anything at random. I did ... well... more experimenting than was good for me, but everything I used was designed to be used in an illegal fashion.

Mostly I was a fry baby.

[Lilim Savanant]

Mostly I was a fry baby.

I've heard snorting french frys can really mess you up. It's all fun and games till one gets lodged in your brain.

[Nagash]

All amateurs compared to old Ozzy.

. . . he has shot up a henhouse full of chickens and killed a whole gang of cats and snorted a line of ants like they were a line of cocaine and bitten the head off a bat, and catapulted meat (stomach and intestines, mostly) into his audience."

According to the Motley Crue biography The Dirt, on one of the Ozzy's tours, Motley Crue was the opening acts for the shows. While standing outside, Ozzy peed on the pavement. He then got down on all fours and lapped up the pee like a dog. He then told Nikki Sixx (Motley Crue bassist) to pee on the pavement and lick it up just as he did. Nikki peed on the ground and got down and just as he stuck his tongue out, Ozzy beat him to it.. Nikki was shocked. Then Ozzy took a straw out of someone's drink and saw some ants. He bent down to the ground and snorted the ants right up like a fancy drug.

Ozzy rules.

[Immigrant]

If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!

(nominated for best sigline of the yr award!)

[owly]

lol