Women are trouble (But i can't quit!)

[TEVA]

what happen in Friesland and Wallonia?

[losmar]

Where's their king to represent them, his Highness Bundesbank?

MoP, just bring up the beer thing, he'll back down.

I do however know that I have seen some tall beautiful blondes in NL the whole 3 days I was there. Events like that frisbee tournament I went to attract them from all over, and then, only then do the Dutch let their's out.

I wonder though, whatever didn't Gili do to deserve all the attention he gets from us...?

[Lady Maven]

I heard a rumor he was NOT responsible for the War of 1812, but it is unconfirmed at this time.

[Sylandra]

In all my years the only sexual regrets I have is who I did not do not who I did

I agree. For my part, and just my take on life as I know it:

When I am really into someone, there is none of this "I cannot see you while I think about us" or any other roadblocks. And I have always found that men who are into me don't play like that either.

Either they like you and want to date you, or they don't. You may not know how to get it all started sometimes (maybe one of you is shy or waiting for the right moment to ask the other out), but real attraction, whether or not it is sexual right away, is usually a cut and dried kinda thing. They either like you and want to see you, or they don't. And don't let it twist your head up too much. It should not be that hard, ESPECIALLY in the beginning.

I hope that helps.

[Nagash]

what happen in Friesland and Wallonia?

Nothing. It are just provinces of the Netherlands and Belgium where the scum of the nations live.
Ask the MoP, he'll confirm.

[MoP]

what happen in Friesland and Wallonia?

Nothing. It are just provinces of the Netherlands and Belgium where the scum of the nations live.
Ask the MoP, he'll confirm.

Confirmed!

[Lady Maven]

I will not even ASK how MoP knows where the scum of the earth live...

But I will say I quit women when I froze my balls off in the winter of 48. That was a coooooollllllld winter.

[TEVA]

Like our east austin ...thats where the scum live here.

[owly]

ps; pix plz

yeah

[Nagash]

Pictures of what?

[Lady Maven]

Who knows. It could be anything from two girls making out to church swaffling or my frozen balls. There is something depraved about each and everyone of us.

Except Mickal, and his lack of depravity is in and of itself a depravity on THESE boards.

[owly]

Once in Vegas a girl(a very hot girl) asked me and hatama if we wanted to party with her, i was dumbstruck but hatama said no........

That was probz the high light of my life

[Nagash]

my frozen balls

You're trying to be the new Venus, aren't you?

[Lady Maven]

HELL no I am not trying to be Venus. You people devil that poor woman. Besides, I am too old to start being nice NOW!!

[Sturm]

There is something depraved about each and everyone of us.

*eye twitches.....Speak for yourself.

[bigSparky]

You think we don't know Sturm. But we know about you, oh yes, we KNOW!

[Sturm]

You think we don't know Sturm. But we know about you, oh yes, we KNOW!

That milf swore to me she was divorced.

[Connor]

Who knows. It could be anything from two girls making out to church swaffling or my frozen balls. There is something depraved about each and everyone of us.

It gives me a delightful sense of accomplishment to know that two girls making out is still 'depraved' to some people. I mean I'd understand 'Awesome' or even 'A good start' - but if that's your idea of depraved, I can't imagine what you'd think of a party at our house.

[Lady Maven]

Oh, you misunderstand, Connor. The depraved part was that he did NOT join in.

I may be a little long in the tooth to swing naked from the chandelier, but by gum I can twirl in my panties around a lamp or two.

[Nagash]

Depravity is good for you every now and again.