I didn't screw this one up yet ... but I am working on it!

[Soupedupman™]

I also vote for pics!

And, I'd like to cast a vote for the "Ask Brian" column. Dang, I'm pretty sadistic, tonight. *LOL*

[Atla]

You might just be that awsome that she comes back for more and you end up married (like Atla) with little Rey Rey's, a white picket fence and a Hybrid SUV.

What the fuck man? I ain't married!

[Gerien]

You might just be that awsome that she comes back for more and you end up married (like Atla) with little Rey Rey's, a white picket fence and a Hybrid SUV.

What the fuck man? I ain't married!

Yet. And believe me we are all grateful.

[Nagash]

Trick her into the break room, than slap her on the thigh with your penis man!

Ah yes, the old trick of breakroom swaffling...


Good luck, Reyman. Do follow the advice given here (not Atla's though, save that one for later) and ask her out. See how stuff works out.

And give us pictures too.

[Teanos]

You might just be that awsome that she comes back for more and you end up married (like Atla) with little Rey Rey's, a white picket fence and a Hybrid SUV.

What the fuck man? I ain't married!

Dude, you had a kid throw up on you. You are married, you just don't know it yet.

[Atla]

This thread is about me... we are attempting to guide Rey's cock into the warm wetness. Or sand paper.

We can get him there, but we can't promise she'll be turned on.

Sorry bro.

[Reylan Talonspyre]

Failed but whatever.

She wanted to be friends, probably going after other dude. Actually, she is cause I can tellwhen she was like "You twoare so much alike. Dont judge him."

/rolls eyes

Another opportunity arose. Will be better.


Really drunk.

[Nagash]

Sorry to hear it, mate.

Indulge in drunken stupor and all will be kinda well tomorrow!

[Reylan Talonspyre]

That was my birthday present for turning 30 yesterday.

No worries, another one of the final 5 women has come out of the wood work.

She is hotter, likes me for me, and is a red head.

There are days I thank God I am me.

She actually told me I was on her short list for long term relationships.

I think it is a no brainer. This other one knows I like her, maybe some other day.

I did it like Teanos said, but only after work escalated the situation with tons of drama I didn't start.

It really is all cool. Thanks everyone!

[MoP]

You exchange shortlists of possible long term relationships a lot?

[Reylan Talonspyre]

This is the one I have liked for 10 years.
Supposedly the two of them look similar.


And no MoP, just happened recently when we were discussing turning 30.

[Nagash]

Not bad. It's disturbing that she's riding a bloody huge pole and sucking a straw on that picture though.

[MoP]

OMG 30!!@!11

Forget about the women man, your life is over!

[Atla]

Dude, cute redheads are so rare - you gotta go for 'em when ya can just outta principle.

And I'm with Nagash. Yay for loose women!

[Maverick]

Yeah she doesnt look bad at all. Kind of has a dumb slutty look (haha im sorry but that pole between her legs coupled with the straw and her not looking at the camera is just to much).

So is this the girl who you have a short list for long term relationship? Or is it the other one?

[Teanos]

See Rey, even though I'm mean to you alot I always have your best interest in mind.

Although when you said "I did like Teanos said.."

Which part of the advise did you actually go with? The just stop being a pansy and ask her out? Or the trying to ass rape her and hoping you don't go to jail part?

[owly]

i wish i was that pole

[Nagash]

i wish i was that pole

Always the poet, eh, owly?

[Reylan Talonspyre]

Yeah, she and I have a long past Mav, no offense taken.

She cultivates that look, but can be very cute librarian as well. We just get along.

As for the other one, well ... she is hot too, but dark hair and emotionally screwed up.

When one says, "You are on my list of men I would want a serious relationship with." you go with that one.

Hey, it might not work out. It might be short. It may never come to fruition, but it feels right.

The other woman, the one I work with ... she needs time. She knows I care about her and am interested.

I think she may be too, but needs to get her life in order.

Too late.

Timing is everything.

[Reylan Talonspyre]

So is this the girl who you have a short list for long term relationship? Or is it the other one?

They both are.