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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by Nagash » Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:43 am

You should go on and play tennis. Much more enjoyable, and good for the fitness and health too.
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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by Venus » Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:06 pm

yup tennis will kick your ass.
i always feel like ive worked out for hours after a tennis match.

i use all three of my kids, stick them on the other side of the net and just concentrate on getting the damn ball back over to them.

trust me, those little things can scurry around and hit it back
u can borrow them if u want!!!
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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by owly » Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:01 pm

If i was to 'work out' my body would rebel and kill me..........

lol

Don't mind me i got the house to myself and i'm bored outa my mind hehe..........
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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by Lady Maven » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:19 am

LOL, V, I have TWENTY FOUR nieces and nephews (and one grandson!! That is the best thing EVER!!!) my sisters and brothers would kill me if I borrowed someone elses kids first.

I do play handball. I even have a nice court now for it. And I have a really nice hand and wrist brace so I don't damage myself.
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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by Nagash » Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:06 am

Lady Maven wrote:And I have a really nice hand and wrist brace so I don't damage myself.

It's good you're not a guy, or this would have been used against you. A lot. :)
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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by owly » Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:37 am

i tried to do sit ups i only did 1 and i got the runs
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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by Nagash » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:23 am

It's sit ups, mate. Not shit ups.
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Post by owly » Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:20 pm

i was only joking but if i tried to do 'sit ups' that would probably happen lol
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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by Nagash » Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:16 pm

owly wrote:i was only joking

So was I, I thought that was obvious. :P
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Post by owly » Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:15 pm

lol

i got a thick head sometimes i think i'm add
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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by Lady Maven » Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:33 am

Nagash, if i told you it is needed for that self same reason for women would you giggle and blush like a little school girl?
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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by Nagash » Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:53 am

Perhaps. Try me. ;)
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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by MoP » Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:06 am

Nagash wrote:Try me.
No thanks :shock:
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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by Lady Maven » Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:56 am

OK!!!! Seriously, think about this. Your genitalia is largely external. The angle of your wrist during masturbation should be ergonomically correct for your body. A woman's genitalia is either internal or covered in folds (and if she is retro 70's hair). The angle of OUR wrists could lead to carpal tunnel. They make wrist braces for that.

No giggle and blush for my amusement peon!
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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by MoP » Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:43 am

You can just ask any random man you find attractive to do the job for you. We're all gentlemen!
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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by Lady Maven » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:13 am

awwww, what a gentlemanly offer!!
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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by Atla » Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:54 pm

I've dropped 13 pounds so far by running, lifting, and dieting.

Fitness is addictive.

I'm back to my fighting weight that I was when I left Infantry training.
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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by Sturm1 » Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:48 am

*pounces the lady Maven
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Re: Need Workout Advice

Post by Lady Maven » Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:55 am

STURMY!! How the fuck are a??
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