The Glen

[Immigrant]

Belgian waffles > other waffles

what'll we call them though when Belgium breaksup?

[Lady Maven]

We shall steal them and call them FREEDOM WAFFLES!!!

[Connor]

Connor, I think the last bits I remember of you being around were when it seemed like you had settled down with some pink-haired girl or some-such.

That girl was TNTNikki and I wanna know whatb he did with her!

We're still married, or married now - depending on where you were at in the story last time I dropped in. Her hair is Purple now.

Life story is that I still work in reasonably high end IT, hosted solutions and internet stuff or integration services for the resources sector usually. I still write and I've had some stuff ghetto published - street press, music magazines and internet stuff - good for my ego, not good for my wallet. I also do some stuff as an educator for the BDSM and Kink community where I live, and Nikki and I are Dungeon Monitors for a fairly well known BDSM club - DM's (in a BDSM/Kink context) are safety points who monitor what happens at the parties to make sure that what goes on is consensual and not unreasonably high risk.

We're pretty active in the kink community and have a non conventional relationship - we have a female roommate/play partner, two collared submissive boys and a collared submissive biological girl who self identifies primarily as male. We also have a few other people who are fairly close who we play with. It's pretty fucking awesome.

I figgured out in my own head that I was Bi 3 or 4 years ago and I'm pretty out about it. Although it's a nuisance that comes with a bunch of stupid and annoying conversations from people who think that only women are actually bisexual and guys are either straight or gay. The mind blowing part is how many otherwise open minded and intelligent gay guys share that opinion.

We live in the burbs, have a regularly varying number of furrys, currently 1 german shepard, 5 cats (a siamese, a burmese, 2 moggys and a persian cross) and some fish. I live in the same town I lived in most of the time that I was posting on the boards. Spent some time living in other places, and some time travelling - but always end up back here.

[Lady Maven]

Rock ON Connor!! Sounds like ya'll are having a good time. I'd hook you up with a lovely couple who do body paint (the bro I mentioned in PM) but they are all the way over in Sydney. He does some rockin' body art though so if you ever have occasion or need, let me know and I will put him in touch with you. Tell Nikki I said heyas. I sure as hell like her. AND she is bad ass enough to keep YOUR cheelky butt in line. Both good things.

[Connor]

He does some rockin' body art though so if you ever have occasion or need, let me know and I will put him in touch with you.

Tim Patch, the guy who paints portraits using his dick as the brush is a local who I've met a few times and is a pretty awesome guy. We have a portrait of us hanging up at home.

[Lady Maven]

Cool, but what I meant is painting ON people:

http://thepaintedbody.com/painting/

[Lady Maven]

I was going to make a new thread, but this one will do.

I was just reflecting, while I told a bunch of retards on Craigslist to fuck themselves in their fucking necks, how this place has made me a stronger person. Not better, meaner, stronger, and WAY quicker to tell someone to go fuck themselves.

One: I now do NOT give a shit if someone does not like me. It used to really bother me if people didn't like me. Now, they can fuck off.

Two: I am not afraid of people online. Sure, there are nuts, and sure, it may be stupid, but I have even this past week posted my address and phone number to people in my city who ... well, let's be honest, ya'll know me ;>... have reason to want to take a swing at me. Know how many have called or shown up? A big fat ZERO. WHY?? Because you assholes have pissed me off so often and with such frequency that I go from zero to bitch in 2 seconds flat and from bitch to psycho just as fast. I sound like a fucking nutcase, not a short fat grandmother.

Three: You keep my reflexes sharp. Without this place, I BLOGGED. I fucking BLOGGED!! I bitched about my psycho family in a place where they could SEE it. I know, I know most of you think I made up my family whole cloth. And thank you, it is nice to think that someone believes I have that sort of talent and imagination, but I promise you I have not even posted the WORST of it. I will ask Syl to post here and confirm that. Every blasted thing I posted was 100% true. OH how I wish it was a lie.

Four: You should be ashamed, I am now lose on an unsuspecting populace, and while once there was a dividing line between Johnnie and Maven, now that line is blurred. I act like this full time. In real life. Where people can hit me! I am going to get socked and it is YOUR fault!!

[Venus]

lol
i act the same way in person as i do online
and people that know me make fun of me the EXACT same way people here do.<well not about the penis and three boob thing, cause they can see i DONT have that!>

so i dunno what that means, i guess venus and me are the same person now:>i think we always have been.

[DeviusZwei]

Hey Maven...

You are a woman. You are evil. The first sinner. Helena of Troy, 10 years and millions blood spilled for an unfaithful whore. You are a bitch. Bitches are to be ruled by man. Just like animals. Only worse. I treat my dog better than women. Women are objects for me to insert my penis into. Made for my pleasure. Bitches, all of them. (Except Venus) But you are an object, a bitch, and evil incarnate. Fuck you.


if you can't tell this is sarcasm / satirical comedy... you are not a smart person. go work at a convenience store for the rest of your life. I <3 you Maven

[Nagash]

omg the leather pants... totally forgot about those!!!

LOL

Heya D...

RAILA SIGHTING!!

Connor, I think the last bits I remember of you being around were when it seemed like you had settled down with some pink-haired girl or some-such.

Belgian waffles, definitely are different. So much so that I don't even bother attempting to replicate them. I instead just make soft and fluffy waffles for use with the loads of strawberries we're getting now.

Nagash, what food is your area known for?

Cheese, mostly. Gouda is a Dutch city which you all should know from its cheese. We are also the proud inventors of the kroket and very good at pea soup. Apart from those two, I heartily recommend everyone NOT to bother trying the Dutch cuisine. You're better off in mediterranian countries, Germany or Switzerland.

He does some rockin' body art though so if you ever have occasion or need, let me know and I will put him in touch with you.

Tim Patch, the guy who paints portraits using his dick as the brush is a local who I've met a few times and is a pretty awesome guy. We have a portrait of us hanging up at home.

Now that is a "streak of brilliance".
I gotta try that one day.

and people that know me make fun of me the EXACT same way people here do.<well not about the penis and three boob thing, cause they can see i DONT have that!>

Liar!

[Rhi]

This appears to be the thread where all the cool kids are hanging out. Or at least popping their heads up over the parapet to say hello. So, um, I'll just be going then, shall I?

[Nagash]

Has your icon perchance been taken from an old Anathema album/EP cover?

[DeviusZwei]

i'm disappointed... my post didn't even get a FAKE rise out of Maven... i guess i should have made the bottom font smaller

[Sturm]

Crouching Connor, Hidden Decae ...

[owly]

Good to see you back Sturm

edit/if our icons got into a fight i believe my stoner cat would win

[Nagash]

I guess Maven's age makes it impossible for her to read such a small font.

[Lady Maven]

I am NOT old!!! SHUT UP!!

Had i not been taking care of my recovering mother her whole first week out of hospital, I'da bit'cha Devius!! Sadly, I am EXHAUSTED so... I shall merely leave you with a childish tongue sticking out and a rehashed old email:

Proof that girls are evil:
First we state that “girls require time and money.”
Girl = Time x Money

And as we all know “time is money.”
Time = Money

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Money = sqrt(Evil)

Originally we have:
Girl = Time x Money

And now we substitue everything in, we get:
Girl = Money x Money
Girl = sqrt(Evil) x sqrt(Evil)
Girl = (sqrt(Evil))^2
Gril = Evil

But here’s another proof to show how men are THREE TIMES worse

Proof that men are 3 times more evil:
First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.
Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex

We all know “time is money.”
Time = Money

Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex

And we all know to many men:
Girl = Sex

As for men’s proof showing “girls are evil” So
Girl = Evil then,
Evil = Sex

Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = Money^2 x Evil^2

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Men = (sqrt(Evil))^2 x Evil^2
Men = Evil x Evil^2
Men = Evil^3

Men’s proof:
Girl = Evil

Girl’s proof:
Men = Evil^3

So we are forced to conclude men are worse than girls.

[Lash]

Decae lives!

[Lady Maven]

mmmm.... I have seen what he looks like after a night of debauchery and no morning pick me ups.

"lives" might be over stating things.

[Nagash]

Money = sqrt(Evil)

Money equals squirting evil?