i'm very troubled

[MoP]

You're welcome, owly!


Now get this thread back on track to naked women running around!

[owly]

Or a picture of a billy goat that would reall turn me on

Bar'ar'ar'ar'ar'ah

[MoP]

I shouldn't read these boards so early in the morning.

[Venus]

ive often had that same thought.

[owly]

i like to revise my last post.......

Electric fences that's what really really turns me on.........

[Nagash]

Ever tried doing one then?

[owly]

No

i heard a story of a guy doing one and he didn't know there was cops in their police car right across the street. They busted him i forget what the charged him with.......

[Jezebel]

Reminds me of a guy who was arrested near the University of Arizona (Tucson) agricultural center. He was caught with his pants down, putting hay on his crotch in the hopes of getting a blow job from a horse.

I kid you not. I wonder if there's a link to the story - happened about 16 years ago.

[owly]

Don't that guy know horses chew thier hay, u know with thier big old teeth........

edit/Lets turn this sad thread into a fun one, do you have any strange sex stories? share them here........

[Lady Maven]

This is posted on an animal abuse site (I could not find the original news articles) though it is not exactly animal abuse..it was so disturbing NO ONE knew what to lable it as..

http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/9867/

Sex with dead dog, assaulting an ACO
Freeland, MI (US)
Incident Date: Friday, Oct 20, 2006
County: Saginaw

Charges: Felony Non-CTA
Disposition: Convicted

Defendant/Suspect: Ronald Kuch

Case Updates: 4 update(s) available

A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.

Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads on Oct 20 for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

At his arraignment on Oct 23, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6.

Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.

Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.

Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.

State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house.

Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.

The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison.



Case Updates
On July 2, 2007, Ronald E. Kuch was sentenced to state prison following conviction for sodomy, indecent exposure and resisting an officer, according to court records.

Count 1: Sodomy (Felony) 28 - 70 months state prison
Count 2: Resisting arrest (Felony) 24 - 36 months state prison
Count 3: Indecent exposure (Misdemeanor) 12 months jail

The sentences were ordered to be served concurrently, and Kuch received credit for time served in the amount of 255 days.


Read more: Pet-Abuse.Com - Animal Abuse Case Details: Sex with dead dog, assaulting an ACO - Freeland, MI (US) http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/9867/#ixzz0uGIF6xOZ

[owly]

A dead dog? Good god, worse thing is he had a girlfriend

[Immigrant]

holy crap *shakes head* the more I 'learn' from news links like that.. the lower my IQ drops (and I aint got much to spare so shame you ppl!)

anyway no goats, but do the fuzzy lil sheep do it fer ye too? got plenty where I came from heh

[Nagash]

A dead dog? Good god, worse thing is he had a girlfriend

1. The dog was dead, so who cares
2. I guess the girlfriend must've been either rather awful, or not dead-dog-like enough.

[Jezebel]

Freeland, MI

I grew up in the region of Michigan (Reese, MI to be exact). I still found it shocking, though people did some very, very strange things there. Small town farm life can be a bit dull.

Not only was the dog dead, but had been dead for 4 - 5 days, and it's still fairly warm in October in Michigan (we called it Indian Summer). Not only did that dog stink to high heaven, but it was probably full of maggots.

That guy has some serious, serious pathologies.

[Nagash]

Perhaps the maggots gave it a nice tickly touch?

[owly]

i knew a guy in Fl that fucked dogs he was caught by his family and amits it he raped his sister when they was young too. Gawd i hated that guy but i had to hang out with him sometimes, he was my bestfriend girlfriend bother........

[Gerien]

This thread is very troubled.

[Venus]

i think u guys are missing something here
the dog belonged to his girlfriend when it was alive

i mean, maybe hed been fucking it all along and just wanted a last bang when it died????

a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.

[owly]

That's what i thought too V, They never said how the dog died either maybe it was death by fucking lol...........

[Jezebel]

Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.