should oughta get out more!He can do it better and longer than anyone I have ever met.
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lol thought I was the only one lost by the jack up/off slang (silly Americanisms) ~weg~
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What EVER!! I have taken the time to learn YOUR slang. I know pissed does not mean you are angry, and that the pouch we call a fanny pack mighyt be REALLY offensive there.
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Pissed is drunk, everyone knows that. And a fanny pack is a bunch of girls. 
If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!
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They also knock people up on a daily basis there - at least they did in Britain 
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They get knocked up after the fannies get playful.
If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!
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i didn't know that, you guys lose me with your slang sometimes, well all the time lolNagash wrote:Pissed is drunk, everyone knows that. And a fanny pack is a bunch of girls.
i know what you said about my Momma
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If someone referred to me and my friends as a "fanny pacK" they would get slugged. And Sylandra hits like a girl. A really fucking mean 6 foot tall girl.
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How did someone realize you could milk a cow? And what the hell did they think they were doing to the cow in the first place?!
How did someone realize you could milk a cow? And what the hell did they think they were doing to the cow in the first place?!
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*grin*
Is that a promise?
Is that a promise?
If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!
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Oh yes sir, and if she is REALLY feeling bitchy she will sick her friend Josephine on you.
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How did someone realize you could milk a cow? And what the hell did they think they were doing to the cow in the first place?!
How did someone realize you could milk a cow? And what the hell did they think they were doing to the cow in the first place?!
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Cool! 
I hereby declare thee a fanny pack.
I hereby declare thee a fanny pack.
If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!
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Your brother is being a hateful shithead and his girlfriend needs to BE physically beaten. If I see her...well that's another Springer episode. Your brother should know better and even be a bit fucking thankful that his pin-cushion/junkie woman still has a goddamn pulse let alone a place to live.
Then again, maybe he secretly is sick of her too and only defends her so she will be left alone to continue on in the manner she has been and off herself, thereby sparing him the trouble. I swear i have met people living that lie for that very reason!
I was really surprised he said what he did, as he always struck me as the one member of your family who was at the very least realistic about how messed up he is capable of being where drugs and all that are concerned. He certainly won't win any parenting awards in this lifetime.
Then again, maybe he secretly is sick of her too and only defends her so she will be left alone to continue on in the manner she has been and off herself, thereby sparing him the trouble. I swear i have met people living that lie for that very reason!
I was really surprised he said what he did, as he always struck me as the one member of your family who was at the very least realistic about how messed up he is capable of being where drugs and all that are concerned. He certainly won't win any parenting awards in this lifetime.
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Even if that is the case, when put in a difficult position, people tend to lash out to those who are nearest to them.Sylandra wrote:I was really surprised he said what he did, as he always struck me as the one member of your family who was at the very least realistic about how messed up he is capable of being where drugs and all that are concerned. He certainly won't win any parenting awards in this lifetime.
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HA! See, I am NOT creative enough to have made these people up! I WISH I had those kind of smarts.
You know Syl, I always told myself he was an ass BECAUSE of the drugs. Turns out, he was an ass in SPITE of them.
And shoudn't you be resting??
You know Syl, I always told myself he was an ass BECAUSE of the drugs. Turns out, he was an ass in SPITE of them.
And shoudn't you be resting??
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How did someone realize you could milk a cow? And what the hell did they think they were doing to the cow in the first place?!
How did someone realize you could milk a cow? And what the hell did they think they were doing to the cow in the first place?!
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Hard drugs not pot now but hard drugs can make a person crazy i know from being addicted to them myself. i'm not making excuses for your brother but my brother is on meth and he's nuts. He knows how to make words hurt he knows the right words to scar me i know how you feel your bother and my brother have something in common they're both Assholes with a silver tongues.........
edit/When i'm with my brother i want to punch him but that's what he wants he wants me to beat him up so he can call the damn police i don't go for it........
edit/When i'm with my brother i want to punch him but that's what he wants he wants me to beat him up so he can call the damn police i don't go for it........
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My brother won't call the cops. He knows it will take them 45 minutes to get there and in that time, I would kill him. I am NOT the toughest bitch on the block, but believe me when I say I am generally on enough pain pills not to feel much and I have always been able to take a punch and come back swinging. I had a LOT of anger issues as a kid. And now the only difference is I have Paxil.
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How did someone realize you could milk a cow? And what the hell did they think they were doing to the cow in the first place?!
How did someone realize you could milk a cow? And what the hell did they think they were doing to the cow in the first place?!
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Pot can do that to people too, owly. Just takes a few years longer.
If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!
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Pot won't make you delusional like meth would do or even crack...........
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You know, even if it is an after affect of hard drugs, the little shit chose to take them so he still doesn't get a pass.
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How did someone realize you could milk a cow? And what the hell did they think they were doing to the cow in the first place?!
How did someone realize you could milk a cow? And what the hell did they think they were doing to the cow in the first place?!
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owly wrote:Pot won't make you delusional like meth would do or even crack...........
When used long enough, it can caused psychological ailments like schizophrenia and manic depression. They're not hallucination-like delusions, but delusions nonetheless.
If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!
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The link between pot and schizophrenia is an extremely complicated one. We know there's a link, we just don't know the details. further study is needed to know what exactly is going on.
http://www.time.com/time/health/article ... 59,00.html
http://www.time.com/time/health/article ... 59,00.html
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