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how many camels is your girlfriend/wife worth

Post by owly » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:34 am

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Post by Nether » Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:06 am

well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 24 camels, 8 goats and 0 sheep
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Post by Lady Maven » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:01 am

My wife is a bitch and isn't worth the sweaty balls of a single camel.
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Re: how many camels is your girlfriend/wife worth

Post by Nether » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:06 am

silly woman, camels don't sweat.
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Post by Lady Maven » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:58 am

which is why she isn't even worth THAT much!!
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Post by owly » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:07 am

i worth a single nut :(
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Post by Nagash » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:41 pm

Well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 50 camels, 3 goats and 9 sheep

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Re: how many camels is your girlfriend/wife worth

Post by MoP » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:51 am

31 camels, 9 goats and 9 sheep.
Nagash wrote:
Well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 50 camels, 3 goats and 9 sheep

:)

Not bad, considering she's pushed out your child and you've pushed in your young man many a time. Are you sure you mentioned the swaffle bruises to the tool?
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Re: how many camels is your girlfriend/wife worth

Post by Super_Sturm » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:02 am

well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 31 camels, 3 goats and 0 sheep

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Re: how many camels is your girlfriend/wife worth

Post by Nagash » Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:21 pm

MoP wrote:31 camels, 9 goats and 9 sheep.
Nagash wrote:
Well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 50 camels, 3 goats and 9 sheep

:)

Not bad, considering she's pushed out your child and you've pushed in your young man many a time. Are you sure you mentioned the swaffle bruises to the tool?

Didn't have an option for that.
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Post by owly » Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:35 am

lol :roll: :mrgreen: :geek: :o :shock:
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Re: how many camels is your girlfriend/wife worth

Post by MoP » Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:53 am

owly wrote:lol :roll: :mrgreen: :geek: :o :shock:
Stop laughing and find us a real tool, with swaffle bruises option!
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Re: how many camels is your girlfriend/wife worth

Post by Kethry » Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:05 pm

I don't have a significant other to do this for me, so I did it for myself.



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Re: how many camels is your girlfriend/wife worth

Post by Gili » Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:52 pm

don't think it helps, no lol
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Re: how many camels is your girlfriend/wife worth

Post by Maverick » Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:56 am

0 I dont have one.

But maybe one day if Im lucky and can remember how to be a hilarious lovable jackass.

I swear girls actually like me better when im an arrogant smartass than when Im actually nice and respectful.

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