I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Immigrant · Post by **Immigrant** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:18 am

It is never the wrong thread for boobies!

QFT;p

darkhorse · Post by **darkhorse** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:32 am

MoP wrote:It is never the wrong thread for boobies!

Complete and total agreement with the above statement.

Nagash · Post by **Nagash** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:29 am

DARKHORSE!

Immigrant · Post by **Immigrant** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:05 pm

what I want to know is did he quit dickin 'round and are they hitched yet or what?

Atla · Post by **Atla** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:35 pm

No! We ain't.

And I'm getting rumors of a possible deployment for me in May.

Nato · Post by **Nato** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:18 am

Wtf, Atla! That is how you end up with your penis leaking puss and burning pee!

You should be as worried about BABIES as you are about chlamydia and HIV. And you should learn this lesson before something embarrassing and lumpy grows on your junk.

Atla · Post by **Atla** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:22 am

OH NOOO!

WHAT HAVE I DONE!!?

owly · Post by **owly** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 3:16 am

You slept with everyman shes been with and she slept with everygirl you been with......

Atla · Post by **Atla** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:45 am

It's a helluva orgy than!

Post by **Teanos** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:10 am

Just put some of that purell stuff on it, it'll burn off any funk you might get.

Or, after you get deployed, take a Napalm bath.

You'll be fine.

Tara · Post by **Tara** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:38 am

If/when ya get sent out, post addy so we can send cookies. An' by cookies, I mean, cookies. Some really sweet an' kind homemade cookies.

MoP · Post by **MoP** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:02 am

I only send cookies if I get invited to the wedding!

owly · Post by **owly** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:44 pm

i will send something, what books do you like?

Atla · Post by **Atla** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:32 pm

It's up in the air.

I was offered a 6 month boat ride on a MEU(Marine Expeditionary Unit) into the Pacific that I passed on. It was rumored to be practicing Ambhibious Landing Operations(beachhead landings).. but turned out to be just a shit job of living on a ship getting some McNasty from asian hookers and doing very little training. They ain't even sending us to Jungle Warfighting School.

Now our sister unit is up for deployment in May. But they are under full strength, so they may be taking the guys left in our unit to fill in. Won't know for certain until Feb/March probably.

Cookies would rock though. And owly, the books I read would probably get you put on a an FBI database for potential terrorist or some crap.

;>

Back to the girlfriend thing.

I was over there the other night, and the Little One was sick. And he threw up... in the standing position while on the couch all over girl and me.

It was horrifying. And it smelled bad.

He was freaking out.

I think this surpasses the 'Learn to put together a sippy cup' step. I am an adult now... I gotta be after that.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:51 pm

No your not an adult yet.

Youre just a guy that got thrown up on.

When you pay for the Dr bill, mortgage or put a ring on it, then you are an adult.

Atla · Post by **Atla** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:17 pm

Dammit man!

I thought I was finally there... ;(

owly · Post by **owly** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:21 pm

Stay golden pony boy

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:55 pm

Why do you want to be an adult?

That just sounds like responsibility.

Atla · Post by **Atla** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:08 pm

Cause I'm getting balder every friggin' day man!

Hell, I actually shaved my head and took a razor to it Thurs night. Now with my little goatee, I look like a drug dealer.

owly · Post by **owly** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:12 pm

Can i buy some Bars????

Monarchs Glen

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