I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

[Atla]

Oh yes. She met my family Monday for dinner. I forgot to tell you how that went.



'Nuff said.

[Raknarak]

Stuffed. Animal. Collection.


Please tell me that is code for something else.

[Atla]

Sadly...no.

[Raknarak]

Waitwaitwaitwait... You mean animals that shuffled off the mortal coil after you shot them, then took them to a taxidermist and had them "stuffed". Right? Right? RIGHT?

Don't make me ask when you became a little girl. Please!

[Atla]

I own three stuffed animals.

My very first teddy bear that was put in my crib, a dog named Bingo from my 1st Birthday, and a 'Build-A-Bear' from a past girlfriend named Chevy that sits on my bed... in his Tux.

;>

I know what you're thinking, "Masculinity is strong in this one!"

[Gerien]

I know what you're thinking, "Masculinity is strong in this one!"

Not exactly.

[Raknarak]

Actually, I'll forgive the first two. They have meaning. I still have a couple things like that from when I was a baby.


Tux-bear (Can't tell if he or the ex is named Chevy. *LOL*) had best look like Sean Connery-Bond, or I'm going to buy you a skirt and a Lady Bic.

[Atla]

The teddy bears name is Chevy!

After my old truck man!

[owly]

i used to own a chevy to, a S10 4-wheel drive double cab......

i have a teddy-owl i have yet to name lol

[Maverick]

So what do you think a fair date for the over/under on marriage is?

I say engagement 1 year from Thanksgiving, with marriage the following summer.

If I was Vegas, that would be my line for the over under.

Who wants to do some gambling on Atla's life?

[owly]

i do

i give him 6 months to get engaged, 1 year to get married

/edit that's from thanksgiving

[Maverick]

1 bet on the under.

[Teanos]

Need more data.

Are there birth control/condoms involved? If so, your line seems strong. If not, obviously that factors into the shot gun wedding action.

[BetaFlame]

With a stuff animal collect, I've got odds he marries her brother in Connecticut. .

[Gerien]

Well, I think he's been betting on his life for years now, but I'll go for under. Unless BetaFlame is right, in which case I will simply borrow one of Atla's guns and shoot myself.

[BetaFlame]

Well, I think he's been betting on his life for years now, but I'll go for under. Unless BetaFlame is right, in which case I will simply borrow one of Atla's guns and shoot myself.

I thought he was your fantasy man?

Didn't you want him to join you and your dude out there?

[Gerien]

Scratch that. I'm shooting you first.

[owly]

lol

[Venus]

if there's gonna be a marriage it will be decided quick/six months. if not, they will be broke up in 3 months.

thats my line.

sorry atla, i like to bet the odds:>

shes not gonna wait longer than 6 for a proposal and she will figure out in 3 if hes gonna propose or not.


although, u know shes fertile. so if they aren't using condoms, then all my bets are off

[Maverick]

Well if I was vegas Id be moving the line a ton based on this information.

The new line seems to be:

Engaged within 6 months

Married within 1 year

I guess I was giving Atla more credit on not letting a lady get a ring on his finger.