I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Venus · Post by **Venus** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:04 pm

which is exactly why u don't introduce them to your kids till you've made sure its serious:>
of course, fuck buddies dont count, they are sorta always around:P

Venus · Post by **Venus** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:04 pm

and atla, he could be in training pants still
depends on the kid.

Gerien · Post by **Gerien** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:21 pm

Maverick wrote: If that happens, I want an invite to said wedding.

Hell, I'll officiate!

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:09 pm

Playing with the kids boat and sharing ice cream sounds like a bromance to me.

TEVA · Post by **TEVA** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:28 pm

sound like your getting hooked by the kid.

owly · Post by **owly** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:34 pm

It's hard for me to imagine Atla falling in love with a kid, he probably take him out for target practice and use the kid for the target.....

Post by **Teanos** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:50 am

Most big tough guys I know are softies when it comes to kids.
Ironically most of them are marines too. go figure.

2.5 could still be in dipers. Depends on the potty training.
My son, hates the toliet

bigSparky · Post by **bigSparky** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:42 am

Kids are cool. They're even cooler when they go home with someone else

Atla · Post by **Atla** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:11 am

I'm glad you all find this so high-larious.

But hey - I kissed a mom tonight. Wooooo!

I want a trophy!

And Mav, Megh was like me, raised hardcore conservative. And she was, until she went to the Political Science department of brainwashers here at our college. Next thing I know - she's joining the Communist Party, turning Athiest, smoking pot, and being disgusting like that.

And this is from a girl who LIKES GUNS.

wtf?

Kaxion · Post by **Kaxion** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:57 am

fuck buddies dont count, they are sorta always around:P

Love the way this lady thinks ( wow is that ever rare lol)

Nagash · Post by **Nagash** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:44 am

Atla wrote:I'm glad you all find this so high-larious.

But hey - I kissed a mom tonight. Wooooo!

I want a trophy!

And Mav, Megh was like me, raised hardcore conservative. And she was, until she went to the Political Science department of brainwashers here at our college. Next thing I know - she's joining the Communist Party, turning Athiest, smoking pot, and being disgusting like that.

And this is from a girl who LIKES GUNS.

wtf?

So she started disagreeing with you when she was taught to think rather than to follow the lines of parental indoctrination, and you are genuinely surprised?

And you're not getting a trophy until you've sucked her nipples and called her 'mommy'.

Atla · Post by **Atla** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:03 pm

That's a little weird, almost psycho.

I was introduced to the movie Cars yesterday. Awesome. Than I was introduced to Nick Jr.

Man, they got some weird Eff'in cartoons these days. Very creepy.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:03 pm

A part of me weeps for you.

Another part of me laughs.

Why must I be such a bad person?

And Cars is a pretty good movie, Nick Jr........... seriously??

Gerien · Post by **Gerien** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:32 pm

Atla wrote:Man, they got some weird Eff'in cartoons these days. Very creepy.

David loves Sponge Bob. I really don't get it.

TEVA · Post by **TEVA** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:45 pm

nick jr online has some great games to play. even nick has some great games also.
spongebob is great show!

Atla · Post by **Atla** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:50 pm

Have ya'll seen Wonder Pets?

WTF?

A baby Chick that can FLY? Or a chameleon that turns pink and blue? And I swear they saved a baby platypus the other day that couldn't swim.

But than, hell - all the pets can speak on that show so I guess they ain't going for education. Must be morals or some shit instead.

And Cars. That movie was awesome!

I had a combat instructor, Sergeant Tejada, who carried his chow into the field in his pack in a Lightning McQueen lunch box. And that was his call sign on the radio also.

Now I understand why!

Post by **Teanos** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:48 pm

Wonder Pets is retarded. I refuse to let my son watch that.

The Peguins of Madagascar, or however it is spelled, is money.

That cartoon is definately worth watching.

Atla · Post by **Atla** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:25 am

So I think we're gonna have sex tonight.

And I'm totally freaking out. First off, SOBER sex? I don't even know how to do that. Like...my movements and timing is going to be off. I'll thrust when I should withdrawal, I'll spin when I should twist.

Oh this is gonna be horrible.

And what if the vagina looks weird? I don't know what happens to them after births!

What if it attacks me?

I'm having a nervous breakdown!

I can't SEXIFY a girl under these conditions!

Venus · Post by **Venus** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:55 am

lmfao
go talk to someone whos had sex with a woman after shes had babies omg
i bet u can even find someone on here!

or u could just get drunk first....

and cars is fuckin awesome lol
we went to the movies to see that one.

owly · Post by **owly** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:12 am

it's the same as if they didn't have a baby, go to town.......

Monarchs Glen

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