I didn't screw this one up yet ... but I am working on it!

[MoP]

Except if the old man is named Vox.

[Venus]

i am not an old woman
or an old man for that matter!@@

[Kain]

I'm not going to explain myself to you V! Just give me the lapdance and we can all move on *nods*

[Portia]

Hey, anyone else notice that "Venus" and "Penis" rhyme?

[owly]

That's proof she's a half male alien with three boobs........

[Portia]

Can't dispute science like that.

[Reylan Talonspyre]

"Science" and "reason" have no place in one of my threads.

I ban them from this thread.

Otherwise, I would have stopped pursuit of the brunette on page 2 instead of page 6.

[Venus]

oh yeah ive never heard the venus penis thing before:Pp

i think fenny started that one...maybe lasher!

[Nagash]

"Fanny started on the penis thing".... leave it up to V to turn a perfectly normal thread into a perverted freakshow.

[Portia]

Jeeze Venus! Get your mind out of the gutter, woman!

Rey, I can understand banning reason but you can't stop science. Hell, the very fact that women talk to you at all is a great example of the need for more scientific research into the female mind.

Wub goo, Rey-rey.

[Nagash]

Your telling Rey to "rub goo" is an even greater example of the need for more scientific research into the female mind, Portia-poo. Yours in particular.

[Portia]

Awwwww, you think I have one Nagash? That's the sweetest thing I've heard all day.

Smoogles

[Reylan Talonspyre]

Rey, I can understand banning reason but you can't stop science. Hell, the very fact that women talk to you at all is a great example of the need for more scientific research into the female mind.

I concur. But then again, I have made it my lifes work hunting ... er ... getting to know their kind.

[Nagash]

Sure you have a mind, love. However mindboggling it may sound.

[Portia]

It's probably a good thing you're not super smart and rich Rey, cus I could totally be the Pepper Pots to your Tony Stark. (Not in any romantic sense, but in the cheeky assistant/sidekick sort of way.)

[Reylan Talonspyre]

Not in any romantic sense, but in the cheeky assistant/sidekick sort of way.

How many times have I heard a woman say that? Lost count after the last couple of years.

Lame.

[owly]

i would ask for a lapdance but my underwear is dirty i don't want to go into detail but it involves a big brown stain.......

[Reylan Talonspyre]

Coffee?

[Nagash]

As the owly is pantsless, by his own account, it must be coffee indeed. Hatama musta knocked something over while ironing or something...

[owly]

digested coffee beans